We asked a new AI program to tell us three funny stories with underwhelming results yet some wouldn’t seem out of sorts as a series from Netflix. Here they are in all their magnificent glory.
Bob & The Wasp
There was a man named Bob who was absolutely terrified of wasps. One day, he was enjoying a game of hockey in his backyard when he spotted a wasp flying towards him.
Bob panicked and frantically searched for something to defend himself with. The only thing nearby was his trusty hockey stick, so he grabbed it and started swinging wildly at the wasp.
To his surprise, he hit the wasp with the hockey stick, but the force of the impact sent the wasp flying across the yard and right into his neighbor’s open window.
Bob felt a sense of relief and thought he had gotten rid of the wasp for good, but little did he know, he had just set off a chain of events that would lead to a hilarious mishap.
As it turned out, the wasp had flown straight into a surprise birthday party that Bob’s neighbor was throwing for her cat. The cat, who had never seen a wasp before, went into a frenzy and knocked over the entire birthday cake, sending frosting and sprinkles flying everywhere.
Bob’s neighbor was furious and stormed over to his house to confront him. But when she saw Bob standing there with his hockey stick, she burst out laughing and the two of them spent the rest of the day laughing about the absurdity of the situation.
From that day on, Bob kept his trusty hockey stick close by, just in case he ever encountered another wasp. And every time he played hockey in his backyard, he couldn’t help but chuckle to himself as he remembered the time he accidentally ruined a cat’s birthday party with his fear of wasps.
The Naked Frenchman
In the charming streets of Paris, there was a flower seller named Mandy who was known for her beautiful bouquets and friendly personality. One day, as she was setting up her flower stand, a naked Frenchman came running down the street, shouting and waving his arms frantically.
Mandy was shocked and didn’t know what to do. Just as she was about to call the police, an organic wine salesman named Jean-Luc came walking by. He noticed the commotion and asked Mandy what was going on.
Mandy explained the situation and Jean-Luc, being a quick thinker, grabbed a bottle of organic wine from his bag and approached the naked man. He offered him a glass of wine and asked him to calm down.
To their surprise, the naked man stopped in his tracks and started sipping the wine. As it turned out, he was a passionate wine lover and the organic wine was just what he needed to calm down.
Feeling grateful, the naked man started chatting with Jean-Luc and Mandy, telling them all about his life and love of French wines. They all had a good laugh and even shared a few glasses of wine together.
As the sun started to set, the naked man realized that he should probably find some clothes before the police caught up with him. Mandy offered him one of her flower-themed t-shirts, which he gratefully accepted, and Jean-Luc helped him find a pair of pants at a nearby vintage store.
In the end, the naked Frenchman left with a newfound love for organic wine, a flower-themed t-shirt, and a funny story to tell his friends. And Jean-Luc and Mandy couldn’t stop giggling about the strange encounter for days to come.
The Surgeon, the Dictator and the Cockney Builder
There was a highly respected brain surgeon named Dr. Smith who was known for his incredible surgical skills and attention to detail. One day, he was invited to a conference in Moscow to speak about his latest breakthrough in brain surgery.
On the day of his speech, he was feeling nervous and unsure about how his ideas would be received. As he was practicing his speech in his hotel room, he heard a knock on his door. When he opened it, he was greeted by a cockney builder who introduced himself as Dave.
Dave explained that he was in Moscow on a construction project and had heard about the conference. He was curious to hear Dr. Smith’s speech, so he asked if he could tag along. Dr. Smith, feeling a bit surprised but amused, agreed to let him come along.
As they arrived at the conference, they noticed a large crowd of people gathered outside the building, chanting and holding signs. To their surprise, the Russian dictator himself, Vladimir, was there, leading the protest.
Dr. Smith, feeling nervous but determined, began his speech. He talked about his latest research and how it could revolutionize the field of brain surgery. To his surprise, Vladimir, who was listening from outside, seemed to be quite interested.
As Dr. Smith was wrapping up his speech, Vladimir burst into the room, flanked by his bodyguards. Dr. Smith, feeling intimidated, tried to keep his composure. But to his surprise, Vladimir walked up to him, shook his hand, and said, “Very impressive. You could be useful to me.”
Dr. Smith, feeling relieved but confused, asked what he meant. Vladimir explained that he had been suffering from migraines and other neurological issues and was looking for a brain surgeon to help him. And he had decided that Dr. Smith was just the man for the job.
Feeling a bit uneasy, Dr. Smith looked over at Dave, who was grinning from ear to ear. Dave, being a quick thinker, whispered to Dr. Smith, “Don’t worry mate, we’ll just tell him his brain’s a bit wonky and we’ll sort him out in no time.”
In the end, Dr. Smith and Dave left the conference feeling a bit shaken but also amused by the bizarre encounter. And they couldn’t help but chuckle as they imagined the cockney builder trying to operate on the Russian dictator’s brain.